|
Message Board
Fan Art
Downloads
Polls
Top 10
Crossword Puzzle
|
 |
Top 10 Lists
| Top 10 Reasons Why The Hiatus is a Good thing |
1. So we can learn the lyrics to gasoline dreams.
2. Everyone needs 6 months toponder the fact that Chad changes his haristyle every tour. Why the hell!?
3. We all plan to lock ourselves in our houses for the rest of 2002 just to watch Under the Radar anyways!
4. Let us break it down for all those math buffs. Currently Dispatch operates like this at a show.... Pete - a good 500% Chetro - a solid 500% Braddigan - a whopping 500% Totaling at a good - 1500% So if you figure...by taking a break, these percentages will multiply by 10! Hence the next dispatch show will be composed of 15,000% of pure energy. Thats a lot of energy man.
5. It gives us more chances to even use the word HIATUS I mean because it is a kick ass word that certainly is not used enough!
6. When dispatch returns we can refer to everything before 2003 as pre-hiatus. hence, dividing their history in to 2 parts for easy conversation and reminising.
7. Hiatus spelled backwards is Sutaih....ironic...I don't think so.
8. Hiatus is such a bad word, it sounds like a disease. Lucky for us fans hiatus is a short break, not a deadly disease.
9. Since Burton wont be at the merch table, birddog crazed fanatics will start a huge game of find the burton and the wheres burton? game will sweep the nation!
10. You wont have to miss out on special events (i.e. thanksgiving, sex, parties) for a dispatch show.** Special thanks to Tom aka ScrapperRecords!
| | Submitted By JoAnna "From Maine" |
| TOP 10 REASONS WHY DISPATCH IS BREAKING UP |
1. My orthodontist's brother is dating brad's aunt's orthodontist and
that'swhat she said so it must be true.
2. I've never seen them on TRL
3. My palm reader predicted it
4. Too much hotness for one music group
5. If you play the general backwards and really slowly it says that chetro
is really dead. They've been using holographic images for the past year and
the machine just broke.
6. N'Sync actually asked Pete to become the sixth member of the group and he
accepted the invitation.
7. The band is sick of all their "fans" screaming for Burton, they are just
jealous of him I suppose.
8. They can't agree on whether to have Diet Pepsi Lemon Twist or Diet Coke
Lemon Twist as the dressing room beverage of choice
9. Braddigan and Repete are rather distraught over the loss of Chetro's
dreds. Lets be honest the band just has not been the same since.
10. Pete's solo career has gone to his head and he is demanding his own
dressing room backstage at shows and wants to travel in his own personal
tour bus.
NOTE:Dispatch is not really breaking up. At least not for any of these
reasons ;) (Special Thanks to Jon P. And Mike D.)
| | Submitted By JoAnna "From Maine" |
| Top 10 Things you hear at a Dispatch Concert other than the Music |
1. Damn those two guys at the merch table are hot!
2. This music is GREAT!
3. I think the lead singer is wicked hot.
4. FREE BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Play the General!
6. A dollar for the stickers?
7. Can I get a setlist?
8. Do you know the band?
9. Pass that Shit.
10. Is this Guster?
| | Submitted By JoAnna "From Maine" |
|
